Monday, September 22

I Like That Word, "Quid"

Over here, I get to say 'quid' when I'm talking with my mates about how expensive that new pub is over on the high street. A pint of bitter for 5 quid? That's shite, mate. Quid, I like it. It works for me. I also like 'pence'. I like to wriggle my fingers and then say, "ninety-nine pence" in a very, slow and annunciated way -- drag out the ssssss. Try it, you'll like it. Nine-ty-niiiiine penssssse. Makes me tingle.

5 comments:

Spencer said...

I think you might be tingling because the 99 pence is in your pocket!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk

Anonymous said...

I think you need to give equal time to "knickers"

KeptMan said...

Not only will I try to refer to panties as knickers, I'll try to talk about them as much as money. Conversations are going to get more interesting.

Anonymous said...

I'll give you 99 pence for your knickers, my sssssweet.

KeptMan said...

99 pence! Sold!