Thursday, June 19

Seeing What Condition My Condition Was In

Americans. Democrats. Republicans. Perot-ians. Obamists. All of you, listen, don't forget to vote. And you know I mean it. I'm not talking politics here - I'm talking about my new ride. Six measly votes on the car poll? C'mon folks. Kept Man has completely lost his decision making ability and needs your help. Don't let me down.

7 comments:

Unknown said...

Wooud you feel better if I voted Chicago style? .Belle.

KeptMan said...

I see dead people.

Spencer said...

Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign

I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind

Anonymous said...

Mayor Richard J. Daley says "get the Ford Focus Estate. It's a good, American car. You can take it by the river, and you know, fish." One more thing, "Gentlemen, get the thing straight once and for all — the policeman isn't there to create disorder, the policeman is there to preserve disorder."

Anonymous said...

"Don't get no sissy car!!"
-"Hinky Dink" Kenna, 1st Ward

Anonymous said...

I am moving to ban all cars due to a misguided stance on public opinion. Get a bike.

Joe Moore, 49th Ward.

Anonymous said...

"What about the horses? or do I mean horsepower?"
Confused Burt Natarus, 42nd Ward